Digging That Hole
That point in the argument when instead of admitting she was right, you just chill in the hole you dug for yourself.
Long Password
The longest password ever. During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password. MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento. When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said. "Hello, it has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."
Wordle Withdrawal
When you've completed the six step Wordle addiction withdrawal program and you are free.
Notch Your Problem
If someone tells me to take it down a notch, that guarantees a five notch increase. Don't try to de-notch me.
Gasbag
Need unleaded? Unleaded plus? Regular? Serious offers only. I know what I got.
Mom's Grandkids
Getting really tired of babysitting my mom's grandkids right now.
Bottle In Front Of Me
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Black Hole
Scientists have discovered a new kind of black hole that has a gravitational field so intense that no treats or drop food scraps can escape.
Under Control
There was a spider on my desk, but it's under control now.
Beautiful Girl
Hi, what are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, how cute. Yes, but she's not replying so texting you.
Sandy
Think someone just called me a beach, but I'm not shore.
Funeral Instructions
Open casket. Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance. My dead hands holding the bowl of salsa.
Doghouse
Dog Realtor. And here is a spacious one bedroom, one hydrant.
There Will Be Signs
If I ever win the lottery, I'm not telling anyone, but there will be signs.
Take Out
English is a great language. I love that "take out" means food, dating and murder.
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