Naked Pooch
Hold on, let me throw a collar on.
Bet He Won't
Books that were never written: "Running to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Stuck on You
I'm afraid I have some bad news #1. Good thing I'm sitting down. I just painted that chair.
Kept Ringing
Tried calling the Tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing.
Schwan's
UberEats in the 90s.
Some Days
Some days you feel like you're surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it's not just some days.
Adulting
Adulting, Honorable Mention. I put on pants today.
If You Had a Brain
Is it rude to look at someone and start singing "If you only had a Brain" at them?
Auto Carrot
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asked the rabbit "what will you have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
Tead Off
How to drink hot tea: 1. Make cup of tea. 2. Sip tea. 3. Tea is too hot. 4. Let Tea cool. 5. Forget you have a cup of tea.
Geico Gecko
Apparently, not everyone wants a free quote on auto insurance.
Quarantine Life
If you wear your jeans five days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you're losing weight. Follow me for more quarantine life pro tips.
Usb
How to insert USB: Wrong. Wrong. Correct.
Winter Blows
Oh the weather outside can bite me, and my car won't start to spite me, and I can't feel any of my toes, winter blows, winter blows, winter blows.
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