Bobcat Exhibit
The San Diego Zoo has a pretty cool Bobcat exhibit.
Gains
I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not an actor.
That's a Wrap
Men...Can rebuild an engine, swap a transmission and weld, but still wraps a present like this.
Pvc Pipe
I wanted to work for a drainpipe company, but I couldn't get my mind out of the gutter.
Mummy In a Tummy?
You've heard of Elf on a shelf, but have you heard of...
Eye Don't Know
Why do people say "I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other people's eyes?
Kitty Caroling
Country music. Xmas music. Me wishing I was deaf.
Cash Or Credit
Customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. Me: Sorry, we only take cash. Manager: Can I talk to you?
Cat Proof Christmas
It's taken me all morning, but I'm very pleased with my cat proof Christmas tree.
No Nap Necessary
I do not require sleep. Nice. Then I find you guilty of resisting...a rest.
Swatter In the Water
You've heard of Elf on the shelf, but have you heard of?
Plotting a Christmas
How to start a fight. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.
Going Through a Lot
Hi guys. Just letting you know I'm going through a lot right now.
If I'm Not Mistaken
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure.
Audi
Howdy.
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