What a Gas
Gas prices are getting so high that the pump receipts are getting longer than the average receipt from CVS.
Forget About It
Gas pump: Do you want a receipt? Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.
A Cut Above the Rest
Measure once, cut once.
Old Timer
I'm old enough to remember a couple weeks back when I didn't have to concern myself with the origin country of the oil that was refined to make the gasoline I purchased.
Abacus
Before calculators, people used and ABBA-Kiss.
Gaslighting
With fuel and oil prices so high, maybe the media and government will stop the gaslighting for two weeks to flatten the curve.
Coal Mimers
Wordle In Vegas
When you master Wordle in Vegas only to realize what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
It's the Brakes
If only there had been something to prevent this.
Laundry Love
Sometimes you might feel like no ones there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.
Fire Works
Any idea how my house burned down? Fireworks. Yeah, I guess it does.
Always Fasting
For as long as I can recall, I have always fasted between every bite of food. The duration of these fasts have varied between a few seconds and 21 days.
Tubular Cat
I just want to know who wakes up one day and says "We're going tubing...Get the cat..."
Lighter Than Air
Help your friend on a diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn.
180 Degrees
Wife told me to put the dinner in the oven at 180 degrees. Nailed it.
Curator
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