Open Toed Sandals
What sort of shoes do frogs where? Open Toad sandals.
Funny Tasting
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "This taste funny to you?"
Pick Your Work
Wanted to land a job redoing noses but they wouldn't let me pick my work.
You Get Killed
What do you get when you cross a bear and the Mountain Lion? Killed. You get killed.
Getting Nosey
Question: What did one eye say to the other? Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
The Hurricanes
If you don't watch hockey, this is probably very alarming to read. So, at least 6 Hurricanes have COVID.
A Big Bounty
Jim ran out of paper towels.
Minute
A man walks into a bar with a small Newt on his shoulder. The bartender says: "What an interesting pet. What's his name?" "Tiny," the man replies. "What an odd name. Why did you call him tiny?" "Because he's my Newt..."
Under a Buck
What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Moose Food
If you feed a moose, it may become aggressive and attack the next human it meets if it has no food to offer. Feeding moose is my favorite hobby now.
Badminton
My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock yesterday. Bad, Minton!
Mouse Or Moose?
Me: I'll have the mouse please. Waiter: That's mousse, sir. Me: Never mind then, that'll be way too much food.
Bales Be Square
Round hay bales have been outlawed. The cows weren't getting a square meal.
Bunless Boy
A bad day with a bald head is better than a good day with a man bun.
Lying Pig
What is the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
Curator
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