Slow Turns
This turtle is nuts.
Teetotaling
Did you hear about the town that legalized weed but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
Belt Holster
When your daughter outgrows her sandals, but those babies cost $13.00.
I See You
Wesley was injured playing hide and seek. We had to put him in ICU.
Short List
Below is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman.
Unfolding Story
As I fold my third load of laundry, I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding.
Missed the Mayflower
I'm not saying procrastination is in my blood, but my ancestors came to this country on the Juneflower.
We Can Be Friends
I will maintain our cordial relationship even if you mess up the daily Wordle, but we're through if you serve me turkey bacon.
Full Pallet
I made this out of an old coffee table.
Doctor Who
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor, then Who is.
No Bullets
Airport security. They won't let me through security until I remove the bullets from my Word document.
Making Strides
Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms.
As the Truck Turns
Left blinky thing. Big truck goes left. Right blinky thing. Big truck goes right.
What a Gas
I checked Kelley Blue Book today for my car's value and it asked if the tank was full or empty.
Dumb Sheep
Christ: I am the Good Shepherd and my love for even my stupidest sheep is imfinite. Me:
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