A Real Queen
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, I know, right?
Your Highness
And yet again, this morning, no one was standing next to my bed, saying "Your Royal Highness. Here is your coffee."
The Look
If you do something wrong, just look at them like this.
Big Daddy
Honey, my stomach is getting bigger. I think I'm pregnant. Yeah, and I know who the daddies are. Who? McDonald's, Domino's, Subway, KFC.
Such a Lift
Elvis Press Lee
Wordle Memes
The kitty's thoughts about my last Wordle meme.
Muscle Cars
Fans of mussel cars will appreciate this.
Cash and Carry
On this day in 1932, Johnny Cash was born. It's a shame he didn't live long enough to tour with Carrie Underwood so that they could have called the show "Cash and Carrie."
Nobel Peace Prize
Putin receives Nobel Peace Prize in Medicine for ending COVID pandemic.
No Gloating Allowed
I just bought a cream for anti-gloating. I can't wait to rub it in.
No Delays
Never put off procrastination. Procrastinate without delay.
Washing Dishes
I called an old classmate and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on a project involving "Aqua thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment." I was impressed but upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife supervision.
Memes for Life
"The most effective way to change the world is to share a meme on Facebook." - Gandhi, 1941.
The Bus
You ever take a nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus. But it's Sunday...and you're 32.
Little Buzz
Friends: Are you drunk already? Me: Just a lil buzz.
Curator
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