Never Surrender
Which Knight was afraid to fight? Run away. Sir Render.
In Car Storage
I take pride in having such a messy car. Need a sweatshirt? There's one in my car. Need a hat? One in my car. Phone charger, blanket, snacks, a water bottle, toys for your kids, rubber bands, bobby pins, shoes, an extra sock. I have it all. Come on in.
Oh Deer
Burgers. Sausage. Taco. Stew. Back Strap. Jerky. Chili. BBQ. Night Light.
Not Stopping for Nothing
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
Gifts for Lawyers
I refuse to start this trial without my lawyer present. Captain Picard, you are the lawyer in this trial. Exactly, so where's my present?
Ran Somewhere
How did the hacker get away from the police? He ransomware.
A Thigh Shady
When your cookie cutter lies, but your oven knows the truth.
Popcorn
Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn?
A Real Shindig
They're currently excavating the largest known dinosaur tibia to date. Apparently, it's a real shindig.
Growing Piggies
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any bacon seeds.
A Murder Of Crows
I want to report a murder. Prank Caw.
No Time Like the Present
Two tips for Christmas: 1) Forget the past, you can't change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Warm Up the Beef
Winter is coming. Animals will be looking for places to get warm. Before starting your engine, be sure to check for cows on the hood.
Stop the Screaming
Please don't ride with me if you're going to grab the dash or scream every time we run off the road. It makes me nervous.
Just Run
You don't have to get me anything for Christmas. It's a trap.
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