Right on Brother
Man's Best Friend
My dog understands several human words. I don't understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
Other Women
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women. Him: Why is Batman one word, Iron Man two words, and Spider-man two words with a dash?
Page 14
I'm so poor, I rub cologne from magazines on my shirt. When people say, Oh you smell good, what is that? I say, "Page 14."
Van Gogh Museum
I had to Gogh really bad.
Not Spotted
Why does a tiger have stripes? So he won't be spotted.
Can't Picture That
Went to the moon. Took five pics. Went to the bathroom. Took 55 pics.
Food for Thought
Whoever thought of appetizers basically said "we should pregame food with more food," and I just think that's beautiful.
I See You
Nurse, how's the Ensign that was injured in the bizarre, Peek-a-Boo accident doing? He's in ICU.
Record Speed
16 2/3, 33 1/3, 45 and 78. A quick memory will recall the significance of these numbers in record speed.
Turn Left
You had one job.
Scan It In
I can't think of anyone who has had a better year than the QR code. What a come back.
Cold Ornaments
My paws are frozen. Man, I wish that was my only problem.
Time Flies
The fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are not having fun.
Over Qualified
Over Koalafied...
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