Broken Candy Canes
Did you hear about the kid who wouldn't eat broken candy canes? He wouldn't take them unless they were in mint condition.
Deck the Halls
Fun Christmas idea: Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to fight whoever else is under it. Mistlefoe. Someone's halls are getting decked.
The Night Before Christmas
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but ten extra pounds on hips, thighs and rear.
Sentence Diagrams
Scrooge is paid a visit by the Ghost of Christmas past participle. You Mr. Scrooge have been very bad. No, not sentence diagrams.
Noel
No el! ephant No el! Cam.
Hallmark Movies
A moment of silence, for all the big city, suit wearing guys who are about to get dumped by their girlfriends for a small town guy wearing flannel in Hallmark movies this holiday season.
Charcuterie Chalet
Forget the gingerbread house. I'll take the charcuterie chalet
Snow Cone
How ice cream is made.
Vegan Burritos
Spotted these vegan burritos.
Parent
Today my daughter called me "birth person." I replied, "yes Financial Drain."
Yellow Alert
Oh Alert! Oh Alert! Oh Alert! Oh Alert! Yellow alert! Not Yell "Oh Alert!"
I'll Be Home for Christmas
What I say, what I mean. "Maybe I'll come." I'm not coming. "I'll let you know." I'm not coming. "I'm not sure yet." I'm very sure I'm not coming. "I'll try to come." I won't try anything. I'm not coming. "I'll think about it." I won't think about anything. I'm not coming.
Bird
Drawn to scale.
Multi Tasking
Some call it multitasking. I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place.
I
I was framed.
Curator
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