Don't Stare
I was staring at this way too long.
Aesops Fables
Archaeologists have discovered a series of short stories that stressed the importance of punctuality. They're called ASAP's Fables.
I Pawsed
A short story about decisions.
Cauliflower Crime
I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle, I will immediately call the police.
United States Postal Service
I don't know who needs to hear this. But, stop trying to track that package. It's in God's hands now.
High Steaks
I wanna be the level of rich where I don't get mad at beef jerky prices anymore.
A Change In Rolls
If I were to wait for someone else in my house to change the toilet paper roll, I'd be like.
A Meerkat
Day 37: They still do not suspect I am a mere cat.
Noisy Landings
Cats at 2:00 AM.
Baby, It's Cold
I'm a strong independent woman. But I am already wrapped up in this blanket, so if you could get me a coffee and a snack that would be great.
Tasteless Joke
Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts in the pub have lost their taste.
Nice Chompers
I just watched a documentary about Beavers. Best dam show I've ever seen.
Do Not Pass
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women. Him: If she farts like that again, I'm gonna press charges.
Just One Time
Sometimes when you cry, nobody sees your tears. Sometimes when you're hurt, nobody sees your pain. Sometimes when you're sad, nobody sees your sorrow. But part just one time.
Just Searching
Me: *Searches cool gaming mouse* Google: Bing:
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